So I got a new wifi router at home cuz my mum busted the other one. My bro’s friend sent up the new wifi connection for us and named it “Alistair.”
It’s slightly awkward because when I think of the name Alistair, I usually think of Alistair Cooke:

Or this guy:

Alastor “Mad Eye” Moody
Heck even Alistair from “As Time Goes By” which I started watching:

But I’ve come to realize it’s not all that bad. For example, whenever I lose wifi connection, I get to shout fun things like “DAMMIT ALISTAIR!” or “ALISTAIR, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER ALREADY!” :D